A conversation between a mother and a teenage son.
Mother walks into family room and sees teenage son lying on the couch.
“Hey. Would you mind finding another place to read your magazine? Dad and I want to watch a movie.” – Mom
“I want to watch a movie too. What movie is it?” – Tall Boy
“The movie is called Her, by Spike Jonez. I’ve already seen it, but Dad hasn’t.” – Mom
“I heard that movie was good. Can I watch it with you guys?” – Tall Boy
“No. I want to watch it alone with Dad. Besides the movie has a masturbation scene. Do you want to watch a scene about masturbation with your mom sitting next to you?” – Mom
“I can’t think of anything worse. I’ll pass on the movie.” – Tall Boy
“Good choice.” – Mom