A conversation between a mother and a teenage son.
Mother walks into teenage son’s room. Teenage son is laying on bed. Mother looks at floor.
“I’m getting ready to do laundry. Are those clothes clean or dirty?” – Mother
“Um…which ones?” – Old Boy
“Those.” – Mother (pointing to HUGE pile of clothes on floor)
“Dirty.” – Old Boy
“Would you please bring them to the garage so I can wash them…now?” – Mother
“Okay.” – Old Boy
Mother walks toward door and looks at floor again.
“Why are your shoes in here? Would you please put them away too?” – Mother
“Okay. Geez.” – Old Boy
Mother bends over to get closer look at shoes on floor.
“So I’m heading to Target tomorrow. I bet you could use some new socks, right?” – Mother
“Yeah. I do need new socks. How did you know?” – Old Boy
“Mothers are very intuitive about socks.” – Mother