A conversation between a mother and a teenage son.
“Hey, Mom. While you were out running errands I did four loads of laundry.” – Old Boy
“You did laundry? You wonderful boy. I can’t believe you washed, folded and put away four loads of laundry while I was gone.” – Mom
“Um, well not exactly. I said I did the washing.” – Old Boy
“What do you mean?” – Mom