A conversation between a husband and a wife.
“Sweetie, what are you doing?” – Husband
“Trying to put shelf liner on the pantry shelves.” – Wife
“Why are you using scissors to trim the liner.” – Husband
“I don’t know. I thought using scissors was the way to trim it.” – Wife
“No. You need a razor blade. I will get one for you.” – Husband
Husband leaves and comes back with a razor blade.
“Here, try this. It will go a lot faster if you use the blade.” – Husband
“I don’t like using the razor. It make me nervous.” – Wife
“Here let me show you how to do it. It is easy. Nothing to be nervous about.” – Husband
Wife watches husband trim shelf liner with blade.
“Looks nice. But, I am still nervous about using the blade.” – Wife
“I will do it then. It will take too long to use the scissors.” – Husband
“Oh, thank you, Honey.” – Wife
Wife walks away. Husband finishes putting on shelf liner in pantry.