A conversation between a wife and a husband.
“Honey, painting the house seems to be taking a lot longer than you thought it would huh?” – Wife
“Well, the ceilings needed two coats of primer and paint. It has gone a lot slower than I would like.”- Husband
“I was thinking we should hire someone to put in all the baseboards. You know a real professional.”- Wife
“What? No way. My dad just gave me a training and loaned me all the tools to do the job. I love doing this kind of stuff.” – Husband
“But it could take months before all the painting and baseboards are done.” – Wife
“No worries. We will get it done someday.” – Husband (Big Smile)
Wife walks away and begins to put baseboards in huge pile in the backyard. Wife lights baseboards. Huge flames soar. Wife stares at fire and smiles.
“Honey. Honey, can you hear me?” – Husband
Wife looks at husband.
“Sorry Sweetie. I was just daydreaming.” – Wife