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The other day a friend and I were talking about being honest with our kids.  It appears she and I had different ideas on how honest we should be.

“Have your kids ever asked about your past?  You know when you were younger” – Fran

“What do you mean?  My past?”- Me

“You know about sex and drugs.  Stuff like that.” – Fran

“Not yet.  But I’m not worried.” – Me

“Really?  Are you going to be honest?” – Fran

“No.  They wouldn’t be able to handle the truth about their mom.  Some things are better left unsaid.” – Me

Later that day I started to think about what I would say if the boys were to ask about my wild days in college.  I realized I better think of some snappy answers should the questions start coming.

“Mom, have you ever cheated?” - Son

“On your father?  Of course not.  You silly boy.” – Mom

“Mom, did you and dad have sex before you got married?” – Son

“That is a very personal question.  I met your father so long ago it’s hard to remember.  There was big kissing that’s for sure.” – Mom

“Mom, have you smoked pot?” – Son

“I drank bong water once.  That doesn’t count.” – Mom

“Did you and dad live together before you got married?” – Son

“Yes.  I won’t lie.  We were roommates.  Dad sleep in the bed during the day and I slept in it at night.” - Mom

“Mom, have you ever had sex with anyone one other than dad?” – Son

“I have only had sex with your father since I met him.  You father is a fabulous lover.  Why would I ever think of anyone else?” – Mom

“Mom, have you ever stolen anything?” – Son

“Well, there was a guy I started dating when another friend of mine really liked him, but I don’t consider that stealing do you?” – Mom

“Did you ever lie to your parents?” – Son

“Are you hungry?  I could make you a sandwich with extra ham the way you like it.” – Mom

I feel better now that I have my answers in place.  Nothing for me to worry about.  There is a way to avoid every answer and turn it into a positive response.

No boy wants to hear of his mother’s torrid past.  Okay, maybe not torrid, but still.  Some things are definitely left unsaid.