A conversation between a mother and a little son.
“Momma. Momma. Look what Daddy and I made.” – Little Boy
“Well, isn’t that interesting. Wow, love all the bright colors. Did you and Daddy work together?” – Mother
“Yeah. I picked out the colors and told Daddy what to do. Isn’t it cool?’ – Little Boy
“It sure is cool.” – Mother
“Do you know what animal it is? Guess what it is?” – Little Boy
“Uh…well, is it a cat?” – Mother
“No.” – Little Boy
“Is it a mouse? ” – Mother
“No.” – Little Boy
“Is it a tiger?” – Little Boy
“No.” – Little Boy
“I have no idea what it could be.” – Mother
“Keep guessing what it is.” – Little Boy
“Okay. Is it a monkey?” – Mother
“No.” – Little Boy
“Is it a squirrel?” – Mother
“No.” – Little Boy
“I am getting tired of guessing. Tell me what animal it is” – Mother
“No. You have to guess what it is.” – Little Boy
“Good grief. Is it a hippo? – Mother
“Ha, ha. You’re funny. No, it’s not a hippo.” – Little Boy
“Is it a walrus, a rabbit, a pig, a snake, a cow, a fish or a bear?” – Mother
“That is good guessing Momma, but it’s not any of those things. Keep guessing.” – Little Boy
“I am done guessing for now. Let me think about it and get back to you.” – Mother
“Okay.” – Little Boy
Hours later little boy approaches mother and asks a question.
“Momma, did you figure out what animal is yet?” – Little Boy
“Oh, I forgot about that. I have no idea what it is?” – Mother
“Keep guessing.” – Little Boy
“Keep guessing? Just tell me what it is?” – Mother
“No. Come on Momma. Try to guess right. You can do it.” – Little Boy
“Okay. One last guess. A beetle, a gazelle, a parrot, an elephant, a bumble bee, a dog or a seal? That’s it I am done guessing.” – Mother
“All wrong. I guess you will never know what the animal is. Sorry Momma.” – Little Boy
“Wait. Never know? Where are you going? Is it a mule? Is it a giraffe? Is it a meerkat? Is it a bat? Is it a…
To be continued…

There’s gotta be a way to wheedle the answer out of him…….
Don’t worry I will figure it out!
Maybe daddy knows.
Daddy does know and isn’t telling either. Hmm…
It’s an evil conspiracy.
Ha! I agree.
Oh, NO! After guessing myself, I”LL never know either!!!!’
Ha, ha. It is funny how I didn’t care what the animal was at first and now I am obsessed!
Yeh, me too!
Opossum?
No, not an opossum. Good guess. Keep guessing.
He’s tough! Maybe a cookie will do it.
I love bribery, but this time I want to figure it out all by myself.
Why?