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A conversation between a mother and a little son.

“Momma.  Momma.  Look what Daddy and I made.” – Little Boy

“Well, isn’t that interesting.  Wow, love all the bright colors.  Did you and Daddy work together?” – Mother

“Yeah.  I picked out the colors and told Daddy what to do.  Isn’t it cool?’ – Little Boy

“It sure is cool.” – Mother

“Do you know what animal it is?  Guess what it is?” – Little Boy

“Uh…well, is it a cat?” – Mother

“No.” – Little Boy

“Is it a mouse? ” – Mother

“No.” – Little Boy

“Is it a tiger?” – Little Boy

“No.” – Little Boy

“I have no idea what it could be.” – Mother

“Keep guessing what it is.” – Little Boy

“Okay.  Is it a monkey?” – Mother

“No.” – Little Boy

“Is it a squirrel?” – Mother

“No.” – Little Boy

“I am getting tired of guessing.  Tell me what animal it is” – Mother

“No.  You have to guess what it is.” – Little Boy

“Good grief.  Is it a hippo? – Mother

“Ha, ha.  You’re funny.  No, it’s not a hippo.” – Little Boy

“Is it a walrus, a rabbit, a pig, a snake, a cow, a fish or a bear?” – Mother

“That is good guessing Momma, but it’s not any of those things.  Keep guessing.” – Little Boy

“I am done guessing for now.  Let me think about it and get back to you.” – Mother

“Okay.” – Little Boy

Hours later little boy approaches mother and asks a question.

“Momma, did you figure out what animal is yet?” – Little Boy

“Oh, I forgot about that.  I have no idea what it is?” – Mother

“Keep guessing.” – Little Boy

“Keep guessing?  Just tell me what it is?” – Mother

“No.  Come on Momma.  Try to guess right.  You can do it.” – Little Boy

“Okay.  One last guess.  A beetle, a gazelle, a parrot, an elephant, a bumble bee, a dog or a seal?  That’s it I am done guessing.” – Mother

“All wrong.  I guess you will never know what the animal is.  Sorry Momma.” – Little Boy

“Wait.  Never know?  Where are you going?  Is it a mule?  Is it a giraffe?  Is it a meerkat? Is it a bat?  Is it a…

To be continued…