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A conversation between a mother,  a father, two teenage boys, and a little boy.

“Honey, you need to stop wrinkling you brow like that.  You are going to end up needing Botox.” – Mother

Real men do not get Botox.” – Father

“Dad, what is Botox?’ -  Tall Boy

“It is your butt.  See?  Botox is Spanish for butt.” – Little Boy

“Ha, ha.  Spanish for you butt, huh?” – Old Boy

“Yep.  And the real word is butt.” – Little Boy

“Where did you hear that?” – Mother

(looking surprised)

Little Boy points to both big brothers.

“I believe the correct word is buttocks.  And this conversation is now over.” – Mother