A conversation between two middle-aged women in a hip, downtown bar.
“Holy cow! Did you see that girl’s outfit? How can she even fit into that tiny dress? What happened to leaving something to the imagination?” – Nate
“Cleavage and big butts are in. The more you show them off, the better.” – Fran (fake name)
“Well, I have neither one of those things. Thank goodness I snagged my husband in the 90′s when shoulder pads, bad perms and fun personalities were in.” – Nate