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A conversation between two middle-aged women in a hip, downtown bar.

“Holy cow!  Did you see that girl’s outfit?  How can she even fit into that tiny dress?  What happened to leaving something to the imagination?” – Nate

“Cleavage and big butts are in.  The more you show them off, the better.” – Fran (fake name)

“Well, I have neither one of those things.  Thank goodness I snagged my husband in the 90′s when shoulder pads, bad perms and fun personalities were in.” – Nate