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A conversation between two middle-aged women in a hip, downtown bar.
“Holy cow! Did you see that girl’s outfit? How can she even fit into that tiny dress? What happened to leaving something to the imagination?” – Nate
“Cleavage and big butts are in. The more you show them off, the better.” – Fran (fake name)
“Well, I have neither one of those things. Thank goodness I snagged my husband in the 90′s when shoulder pads, bad perms and fun personalities were in.” – Nate
This is hilarious! I have neither of those too!
Eva, I guess we have something in common then. I would never survive in today’s meat market.
Dear girls in the skimpy, tight clothes,
Indentations in your skin from your clothing is an indicator that your dress is smaller than your body. Please buy dresses at least one size larger so that I don’t have to see your butt and boob cleavage.
Signed,
Frumpy and comfortable
Dear frumpy and comfortable, your comment does not sound very hip or with the times. Signed, Big boobs and butt girl