A text conversation between a wife and a husband.
When are you coming home? – Wife
Packing up right now. - Husband
I am going to walk the dog. The landscape guys did not come by today. Will they ever get the job done? Groan. – Wife
What happened to being there at 3? Double groan. This homeowner stuff really stinks. Sell everything and buy us a real big and fancy RV, take the kids out of school and travel the country. – Husband
I am with you babe. First stop, Las Vegas. We are going to need some extra cash. Then off we go!” – Wife